“All of the sudden, there were audible gasps in the crowd and I heard one kid say to his mom, “Mommy, that’s the guy who knows a shit ton about microbrews.” A day in the life.” I audibly laughed at this and my coworkers all turned and looked at me like I was crazy.
Automatically skipping to the comments section of a Kendra article, then realizing it was just posted minutes ago, and there aren’t any comments yet. PGP.
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This one actually made me viscerally angry.
DAMN.
Women are terrible conversationalists. News at 10.
#doesntmatterhadsex
You’ve perfectly summed up what I’ve always liked about Todd, but never been able to put into words.
Props to Grandex for doing the Christmas party at Burnsides. Helluva place.
“Waking up with a slight headache in all-too-familiar bed…”
Too fucking real, deFries.
‘Buy once, cry once.’ When I learned this I never went back to buying cheap shit. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.
“So how long have you driven for Uber?” PGP.
This was acceptable in like…2009.
I’ve heard this from several people but don’t believe it. The shit is illegal for a reason. Don’t be a dumbass.
Is that even legal?
How sad is it that these posts have become an integral part of my weekday?
#PrayForTodd
You beautiful son of a bitch. These articles just get better and better.
Worse than Kendra? I can’t decide.
“All of the sudden, there were audible gasps in the crowd and I heard one kid say to his mom, “Mommy, that’s the guy who knows a shit ton about microbrews.” A day in the life.” I audibly laughed at this and my coworkers all turned and looked at me like I was crazy.
I was about to say, shit, I guess I’m not dressing appropriately for PGP.
Reading this made me viscerally angry, as these columns are intended to do. Bravo, sir.
Automatically skipping to the comments section of a Kendra article, then realizing it was just posted minutes ago, and there aren’t any comments yet. PGP.