I don’t care what you say, Patagonia, Vineyard Vines, the Bro-tie, America apparel, Chubbies, American flag-print Chubbies, and Polos (all of which is “America apparel”) should be a staple of every man’s wardrobe.
Co-Worker: Hey, I’m trying to convert something from Word to PowerPoint, do you know how?
Me: Yeah, copy and paste.
Co-Worker: No, it isn’t that simple. Can you take a look at it?
Me: Sure.
* 2 minutes later *
Co-Worker: That was fast! How’d you do it?
Me: Copy and paste
This guy is 27 years old and a level above me. I hate everything.
As the token black guy on my team, I’ve been asked to do the Carlton on occasion as there may, or may not, be a video of me drunkenly doing the dance in college on Facebook somewhere. Damned social media.
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Nailed it
Humble bragging, I see what you did there.
You show me a 2 bedroom apartment for $1800 in DC, and I’ll show you the crack house that’s next door.
Boogie Shoes – well done, McGannon. Time to go make more poor life decisions this fine weekend.
Maybe the author is into drifting; in which case, a parking brake through the curve is absolutely necessary?
I commend you – because everyone should have a boat fund. There’s a Chris Craft with my name on it somewhere.
Even in the office, survival of the fittest applies.
David Wooderson from Dazed & Confused should have been on this list, because, “you just got to keep livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N.”
Decent list if you don’t mind the cost of living and corrupt local government in conjunction with no true representation in Congress.
You also forgot to mention that Eastern Market is probably one of the best neighborhoods in DC. But I may be a tad biased.
While on a date, this chick casually mentioned she was on her period once.
Solution 2: Stop dating guys who make dating expensive…or maybe it’s just a southern thing that chicks don’t normally pay for dates.
I don’t care what you say, Patagonia, Vineyard Vines, the Bro-tie, America apparel, Chubbies, American flag-print Chubbies, and Polos (all of which is “America apparel”) should be a staple of every man’s wardrobe.
Co-Worker: Hey, I’m trying to convert something from Word to PowerPoint, do you know how?
Me: Yeah, copy and paste.
Co-Worker: No, it isn’t that simple. Can you take a look at it?
Me: Sure.
* 2 minutes later *
Co-Worker: That was fast! How’d you do it?
Me: Copy and paste
This guy is 27 years old and a level above me. I hate everything.
Well done, sir. I think this is one of the few PGP articles focusing on men that was actually written by a primary source (a man).
#3 spoke to me — that’s why I jumped ship and moved to the big city…
You’re a hell of a patriot for this one, McGannon.
With enough Maker’s Mark and/or Gin & Tonics, what can’t be done?
As the token black guy on my team, I’ve been asked to do the Carlton on occasion as there may, or may not, be a video of me drunkenly doing the dance in college on Facebook somewhere. Damned social media.
I honestly…*
A honestly read a couple of these in the voice of an angry black woman. A “you do you, booboo” would have completed it.