Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Rush Crush. TSM. Rush Hour. PGP.

Having to remind your boss that you have the day off. PGP.

I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.

Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

I want my friends to know that my PGP account is me, but I don’t want my employers to know. PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.