Moving into my new apartment tomorrow, followed by grad school starting on Tuesday. Probably will consume plenty of beer to attempt to ward off the Monday Scaries in the meantime
Went to undergrad at a D3 school and now I’m headed to grad school at a D1 school next week. Any recommendations for what’s acceptable? The football team is also hot garbage so there’s that
Last day on the job. Spending the whole weekend packing. May get a little wild at a friend’s brother’s birthday party Saturday night. Then I am out of rural Ohio forever and onto grad school in September
Unsuccessfully attempted to ask a girl out to a minor league baseball game tonight, so probably drinking some beers solo instead. 36 holes of golf tomorrow, followed by likely more beers. Man I can’t wait to get the hell out of this place
Came out to New Jersey to apartment hunt before I move out here for grad school. Probably will drink too many beers tonight watching the Celtics get to the Finals. Here’s to a 5 day weekend
Went to a brewery where they were having a 1 year old’s birthday party one time. Wanted to throw the parents into traffic. Have some decency for everyone around you
The apple doesn’t fall from the insufferable tree. No surprise
I have a sweatshirt from the last Ryder Cup. I haven’t been to Minnesota in 10 years. Do it for America
Moving into my new apartment tomorrow, followed by grad school starting on Tuesday. Probably will consume plenty of beer to attempt to ward off the Monday Scaries in the meantime
Went to undergrad at a D3 school and now I’m headed to grad school at a D1 school next week. Any recommendations for what’s acceptable? The football team is also hot garbage so there’s that
Last day on the job. Spending the whole weekend packing. May get a little wild at a friend’s brother’s birthday party Saturday night. Then I am out of rural Ohio forever and onto grad school in September
That 20 year-old wouldn’t know what washed-up meant if I walked up and slapped him in the face
Gonna go out on a limb and say that “born-again virgin” was not in fact a born-again virgin
Unsuccessfully attempted to ask a girl out to a minor league baseball game tonight, so probably drinking some beers solo instead. 36 holes of golf tomorrow, followed by likely more beers. Man I can’t wait to get the hell out of this place
Came out to New Jersey to apartment hunt before I move out here for grad school. Probably will drink too many beers tonight watching the Celtics get to the Finals. Here’s to a 5 day weekend
Will, you son of a bitch. Well done
Went to a brewery where they were having a 1 year old’s birthday party one time. Wanted to throw the parents into traffic. Have some decency for everyone around you
I support this measure. Connecticut blows
I’ll be present throwing all my money at longshots
Came here to see Duda get ripped to shreds after another shit take. Was not disappointed
Did Duda’s spirit of garbage takes enter your body?
And just when you thought Duda’s takes couldn’t get any worse…
Me at my desk upon reading this
via GIPHY
Friends are convening in CBus this weekend. Preparing to make bad decisions Saturday night. Should be fun. Have a great weekend everyone!
Counterpoint: you’re wrong
This guy doesn’t sound like he’s much fun at parties. Or gets invited to them