Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

My boss isn’t letting us leave early for voting day. PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.

My boss thinks it’s necessary to forward company-wide emails to us. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

I can’t do work until my anxiety medicine kicks in. PGP.

My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I’m a Twins fan. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.