Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.

The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.

Coworkers are starting to “bro” me. PGP.

One week until the drought between football and March Madness. PGP

Thank you, grad school, for reminding me about the terrible life decision I made freshman year. PGP.

The supply closet hasn’t been restocked. PGP

Congress passed a budget for the remainder of the year so I actually have to show up to work now. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

Needed to burn a vacation day for the Friday after Thanksgiving. PGP