That “first time using the heater in 8 months” smell. PGP

I show up early on Monday and everyone is visibly confused and concerned. PGP

Can’t stop tweaking my resume. PGP

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.

Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP

Someone forgot to turn off the coffee pot after killing it. PGP.