My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.

Career fair duty. PGP.

Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.

Annual reminder that federal employees don’t receive Christmas bonuses. PGP.

“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.

Heard Dave Matthews on the classic rock station. PGP.

“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” coming on Spotify when my earbuds aren’t plugged in. PGP.

I thought Sausage Party was too over the top. PGP.

Teaching summer school. PGP.

“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.