Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Morning T Boost: I Want You To Get Mad

I’ve Accepted My Bad Hair

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Girl’s Night

Don’t Be “That Couple”

Morning T Boost: Bombay

I Was The Worst Non-Criminal 13-Year-Old Of All Time

I Graduated From College And All I Got Were These Bills

A Grocery Store Love Story

I Don’t Want A Boyfriend, I Want A Housekeeper

Why I’m A Basic Bitch