Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

When The Post-Summer Scaries Set In

Please Stop Buying Me Shots

We Must Take Back Happy Hour

An Open Letter To My Beer League Nemesis

Everything That Will Happen If I Try To Stay In Tonight

Life Lessons I Learned By Being A Bartender

I’m A Hugger In A Handshake World

Farewell To Hooters

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Post Grad Problems

“Would You Rather?” For Your Quarter-Life Crisis