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I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You Can’t Hang Anymore

The Best Vacations Are The Ones Where You Do Nothing

Don’t Forget About Family

How The Internet Reminded Me That Stealing Is Bad

LSD Is The New Coffee For Some Silicon Valley Professionals

The Friday Drive Home

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Thanksgiving

Where Are They Now: Every Character From Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”

My Retirement From Thanksgiving Eve Raging

If Thanksgiving Foods Were Football Players Because Why The Hell Not?