I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Things like this are why I write anonymously. Not because I care what people think but because if I ever took a shirtless selfie in 2018, my family would drive to my house and give me a swirly.
It doesn’t have to be a USB. It can be really anything for any activity. If you need to remember anything, if it is in or on your shoes, you can’t forget it because you need your shoes to leave. I’ve also done this with car keys and food I have to bring to work. Can’t drive your car if your keys are in the fridge.
I try to avoid befriending vegans/vegetarians but I’ve been known to grill an excellent grilled cheese for said people (smoked gouda+sharp cheddar+pepper jack).
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I actively patronize restaurants and places that don’t allow children.
Post rump pizza is the best pizza
Yes.
Things like this are why I write anonymously. Not because I care what people think but because if I ever took a shirtless selfie in 2018, my family would drive to my house and give me a swirly.
You didn’t miss much
Thanks mom I love you
This is true. Dude was on a conquest.
The nicest alive man playing the nicest deceased man.
Taylor Ham, egg and cheese but breakfast tacos are good.
Or you could piss outside 365 days of the year. Snow, rain, sun, whatever. I piss outside 90% of the time before bed off the porch.
Reese’s reigns supreme in the puffed cereal market
Cheerios actually did at #10 with Geriatric Cereals
Could be worse
It doesn’t have to be a USB. It can be really anything for any activity. If you need to remember anything, if it is in or on your shoes, you can’t forget it because you need your shoes to leave. I’ve also done this with car keys and food I have to bring to work. Can’t drive your car if your keys are in the fridge.
I try to avoid befriending vegans/vegetarians but I’ve been known to grill an excellent grilled cheese for said people (smoked gouda+sharp cheddar+pepper jack).
I don’t have that kind of trust in my marksmanship
I’d be down for this although never been to Boston.