Do you know how easy it is to change your own oil? Many german cars even have top loading oil filters. 30 minutes tops and the most complicated part is just getting the front end a few inches off the ground.
I could not tell you what one person ended their e-mail with today. By the time I get to that point I am either A) ready to spit back the best reply ever and immediately hit that button, or B) am so pissed off I click out and take a breather before I get my ass fired.
Best way to get what you want though, thank them by name at the end.
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You don’t pay a hooker for sex, you pay a hooker to leave.
Do you know how easy it is to change your own oil? Many german cars even have top loading oil filters. 30 minutes tops and the most complicated part is just getting the front end a few inches off the ground.
He had an opportunity to succeed and didn’t show up to play, his defense my ass.
And I spend 200 a month buying the on sale federals at wally world. Now were talking priorities, you’re a saver bro.
The fact that you even gave enough time to be able to turn down these options is pathetic. Ed Hardy is still in business?
I just don’t have the ability to not want to bang every girl I’m “friends” with.
We need an article behind this
Project Free TV just dominates this whole list
I get irrationally pissed off when people use BBQ to refer to a standard cookout.
Woah woah woah. I thought you were dead.
The Sadie Hawkins hander… what a blast from the past.
Roommates and me you damn chicken fucker.
Pour Some Sugar On Me. Tried. True. Effective.
Just live by yourself. You’ll fucking love it
Wait, what is it that you do again?
Im gonna stir the pot here and make the claim that Motorhead is better for this situation.
Way too much talk of kids. I fear them. I fear them all.
I could not tell you what one person ended their e-mail with today. By the time I get to that point I am either A) ready to spit back the best reply ever and immediately hit that button, or B) am so pissed off I click out and take a breather before I get my ass fired.
Best way to get what you want though, thank them by name at the end.
No serenade no fire brigade just PYROMANIA! To be fair though, Neil Young said it.
Im convinced that Chipotle is reaching veblen good status and the more its talked about the more people think they need to talk about it.