Spending most of my Thursday and Friday thinking how I can get out of my weekend commitments. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

Meeting No. 473 that could’ve been an email. PGP