Bloody Mary all the way. Not the shitty V8 with a well vodka bloody mary, but house made bloody mary mix with pepper infused vodka, pickled okra, olive, and bacon. Hard to have a bad bloody mary in Charleston.
I feel like you’re a bit bitter, and a little lonely. I’m guessing the steady flow of Tinder matches are slowing down? Or the girl from accounting, that you’ve had a crush on since she got drunk with her at happy hour, asked you about what she should get her new boyfriend for his birthday? Maybe the girl at the grocery store, you’ve been eyeing since you walked in, had a douchy boyfriend walk up as soon as you perfected your opening line? Either way being salty isn’t helping the cause, sack up, wipe the tears, pick up the ol phone and start swiping.
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AppState grad, Out West Burger Tray, corndog, fries, huge tea.
I live on John’s Island, we must be talking about two different islands…
Bloody Mary all the way. Not the shitty V8 with a well vodka bloody mary, but house made bloody mary mix with pepper infused vodka, pickled okra, olive, and bacon. Hard to have a bad bloody mary in Charleston.
Nothing like two double cheeses at 2:30am… well that’s not true, a taco 12 pack is much better. But still
I’ll keep the F150 and stay quiet until i’m not faking it anymore.
I feel like you’re a bit bitter, and a little lonely. I’m guessing the steady flow of Tinder matches are slowing down? Or the girl from accounting, that you’ve had a crush on since she got drunk with her at happy hour, asked you about what she should get her new boyfriend for his birthday? Maybe the girl at the grocery store, you’ve been eyeing since you walked in, had a douchy boyfriend walk up as soon as you perfected your opening line? Either way being salty isn’t helping the cause, sack up, wipe the tears, pick up the ol phone and start swiping.
It’ll get better bro
And by the grace of God, I’m not a modern man.
Bourbon neat or nothing at all.
This is 30, and i’m perfectly ok with it.
Don’t worry dude, I just had to take them too. It’s ok.