My state gave you J. Law, Clooney, two-fifths of the Backstreet Boys, and multiple fifths of bourbon. I gave you a cover letter using Brian McKnight lyrics. Psuedo-adult by day; PGP, TFM, and TSM contributor by night. Please don't ask me to do math.
It’s just one really big-ass hill. And all of the “fun” stopped freshman year when I realized there was a transit. It was all downhill from there, literally and figuratively.
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I once shattered the back of my iPhone while it was in it’s OtterBox. Everything in life is a lie.
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#24, not having to fight with someone or go through a break up and try to get your shit back. There’s your silver lining.
I happen to be a Kentucky woman.
My mom has been married four times, so I reserve the right to shut her down real quick.
She likes The Walking Dead.
It’s just one really big-ass hill. And all of the “fun” stopped freshman year when I realized there was a transit. It was all downhill from there, literally and figuratively.
Best compliment ever. If you need an obligatory “you do you, boo-boo,” then there it is.
Calm down, Tad-pole. Nobody ever said anything about being classy.