Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP