I still hate it here. PGP.

I hate it here. PGP.

Counting sex as a workout. PGP.

Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

That audible sigh of relief when you find out that everyone’s least-favorite person isn’t coming in today. PGP.

I started playing Temple Run again. PGP.

The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

I want my friends to know that my PGP account is me, but I don’t want my employers to know. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

Getting in trouble for not taking a lunch break. PGP.