“Your password is about to expire.” PGP.

My boss isn’t letting us leave early for voting day. PGP.

My boss thinks it’s necessary to forward company-wide emails to us. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

My older coworkers are talking about how good the new Justin Beiber album is. PGP.

The person in the stall next to you asking “Is that you?” and you’re pretty sure you don’t know them. PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.

I really need a better job. PGP.