Little Merlennial

Drinks like a fish. Spends hours watching Netflix without coming up for air. Lures sailors with haunting karaoke performances. Marine biologist.

Member Since 03/15/2017

All The Reasons I Did Not Get Laid This Month

A Dude’s Breakdown Of “The Bachelorette,” Hometown Dates

That Time I Almost Ruined A Wedding, Part 2

Hey New York Times, Quit Writing About My Favorite Karaoke Bar And Get Out Of Town

My Thoughts On An Incredibly Basic Conversation I Overheard At A Cafe In Rome

That Time I Almost Ruined A Wedding

Guys Being Dudes: Dinner With The ‘Rents, Part II