So in der the bad job scenario, I’d absolutely hate my life for 10 years, then be bored out of my mind for another few decades? No thanks. Dream job until the day I die, hands down.
“….where you’ll be confined for approximately forty hours next week.” What level of hating your job are you on if 40 hours sounds like you’re taking a vacation half of that week?
A friend gave up social media for Lent but made me scroll through insta every time she was with me so she could still see everyone’s pics. Not sure that really counts as a sacrifice?
I recently realized how ridiculously fast I eat as I sat awkwardly at an upscale event with an already-empty plate while everyone else at the table is only 1/4 of the way through their plate.
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Couldn’t have described it better myself.
Under* damnit
So in der the bad job scenario, I’d absolutely hate my life for 10 years, then be bored out of my mind for another few decades? No thanks. Dream job until the day I die, hands down.
Could also be an alternative title for this series.
This. BBQing and grilling are not synonymous.
A recliner inside the house while others are grilling outside on the 4th of July just sounds un-American.
Venmo John* damn lack of an edit button
Venmo Joe and Me
Krystal and Jordan. Bank on it.
“….where you’ll be confined for approximately forty hours next week.” What level of hating your job are you on if 40 hours sounds like you’re taking a vacation half of that week?
A friend gave up social media for Lent but made me scroll through insta every time she was with me so she could still see everyone’s pics. Not sure that really counts as a sacrifice?
Ventilated seats changed my life.
Savage Golden State troll there.
Nope.
If it turns out Lincoln is the Nigerian Prince who’s been sending me e-mails all these years, I’m going to be really upset that I deleted them.
He’s unimpressive to say the least.
A former Bachelorette contestant is opposing counsel in several of my cases. The jokes write themselves.
I made a PB&J for lunch today. Not ashamed.
I recently realized how ridiculously fast I eat as I sat awkwardly at an upscale event with an already-empty plate while everyone else at the table is only 1/4 of the way through their plate.
When you consider that the ring should (theoretically) outlast the honeymoon, cars, house, etc., the price seems less shocking.