Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP