“I just want someone who hates the same things I do and can drink wine like it’s water and who will never complain of my refusal to wear pants at home.”… I cannot believe you’re having any difficulty finding this, but obviously I’m in
As always, this was the highlight of my week & I’m pretty sure we’re in a more meaningful relationship (one sided and all) than Nick & Vanessa could ever be, but more importantly, I cannot decide whether I’m deeply impressed or deeply disappointed that not once in this summary did the phrase “that’s so Raven” come up.
There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like how you own your own tweet as one of the best, but I love that you recognize that Chris Harrison is too sexy to Santa. A+
I guess Nick had to make a truly difficult call: whether to have his junk clawed off by Raven or gnawed off by Corinne — either way, he loses the two inches of man candy he’s working with, but at least with Corinne, he could’ve gotten some nice clothing and more time with Raquel (who I think we all can agree definitely hangs around to help with the cleanup of any Corinne-concubine-type action).
Serious question: would you consider leaving doctoring and starting professional recapping? The general public watches a lot more crappy reality TV than just the Bachelor (ahem, not speaking from experience) and your recaps make life infinitely more hilarious/less pathetic.
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“I just want someone who hates the same things I do and can drink wine like it’s water and who will never complain of my refusal to wear pants at home.”… I cannot believe you’re having any difficulty finding this, but obviously I’m in
As always, this was the highlight of my week & I’m pretty sure we’re in a more meaningful relationship (one sided and all) than Nick & Vanessa could ever be, but more importantly, I cannot decide whether I’m deeply impressed or deeply disappointed that not once in this summary did the phrase “that’s so Raven” come up.
There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like how you own your own tweet as one of the best, but I love that you recognize that Chris Harrison is too sexy to Santa. A+
I’m with you! This is going to suck but it’s going to work 🙂
I guess Nick had to make a truly difficult call: whether to have his junk clawed off by Raven or gnawed off by Corinne — either way, he loses the two inches of man candy he’s working with, but at least with Corinne, he could’ve gotten some nice clothing and more time with Raquel (who I think we all can agree definitely hangs around to help with the cleanup of any Corinne-concubine-type action).
Excellent use of the word “smote.”
Serious question: would you consider leaving doctoring and starting professional recapping? The general public watches a lot more crappy reality TV than just the Bachelor (ahem, not speaking from experience) and your recaps make life infinitely more hilarious/less pathetic.
… so you didn’t just low-key ask for Sarah’s number, then?
If Sarah doesn’t make an appearance in Part III with a video camera, then that was a total waste of a cameo.