Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Officially hit the age where girls turn down free drinks from me. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.