I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

just found last weekend’s weed in my civ pro book in the law library. #postgradproblems

Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Wifi access for employees and access to Pandora and Spotify was blocked overnight.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP

The Keurig making 8oz of coffee instead of my standard 10oz. PGP.