Great! Now I have a super accurate list to tell females where I pretended to go to school…complete with statistics and graphs….”Sup babe…I went to University of Chicago. You know I’m not lying because I know there are 5,618 ungergrads and only 9% of 30,304 applicants got it.”
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Saw an article on Cracked the other day similar to this. Well said.
Damn Russians.
I don’t get it…since when is San Diego a state?
…i think i just found my new powdered donuts hookup.
lol. bed day.
This was great but did anyone else notice the massive amount of Silicon Valley (TV Show) references?
Right? I thought everyone was aware of that. I know that’s been my saving grace more than once.
I prefer the term “Fat-hletic”. The “h” is silent.
“Thanks Aaron….I hate my job.”
Classic punting of the bouquet….
What the hell is this point system rating!?
one needs to be a recovering intravenous drug uses too
The USA Ducks defend their title…this time Shootout only. Olympics.
….Then I just tell them I’m autistic or something
Great! Now I have a super accurate list to tell females where I pretended to go to school…complete with statistics and graphs….”Sup babe…I went to University of Chicago. You know I’m not lying because I know there are 5,618 ungergrads and only 9% of 30,304 applicants got it.”
Ha…math.
Weight Watchers meet ups. Fat girl mentality.
Welp, #17 is basically how I got hired. Thanks School of Tigers-Helicopters-and Dildos…OH MY.
Pure and utter slander.
I like how it started off in 3rd person and then switched straight into 1st. Shit just got personal.