Just noticed a “Trump ’16” bumper sticker on my boss’s car. PGP.
My car was fully covered in bird shit this morning. PGP.
I had two Aleve and a Prilosec for lunch.
Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.
Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.
Not having the premium version of Acrobat on your personal laptop. PGP.
The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming the Masters
Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP