CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Sneaking into the stall before the guy at the urinal wants to talk to you. PGP

Headphones: The Universal Human Sign of “Do NOT talk to me.”

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Taking fake poops

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.