You can take experience at a fast food joint and bring it up in an interview to spin as a positive. What you can’t do is talk about having no experience. The longer you stay unemployed the less marketable you become. I do hope you nail this new career and it seems like it could complement your degree very well but remember that you’ll have to work your way up wherever you start and that its a lot easier to get a job when you have one already. I speak from experience. Best of luck!
Id rather live life on the edge with my carry piece…when you bungee jump you use a bungee cord. Don’t mind DC but wouldn’t want to live there. Also I was alluding to Abe’s thrown/throne…just a friendly heads up.
Seemed like a lot of these are reasons against living in DC. Add in cost of living, hellish commute, ridiculous crime, and lack of personal free domes (no guns, ammunition, and where even a spent shell will get you arrested…) and you have a situation where any of the actual states look like a better option.
Back to the drawing board with this one, and while you’re at it, perhaps proofread…spellcheck won’t catch em all.
Why have tipping percentages increased while food prices have also increased? My old man did (and still probably does) a method that I admire…start at 12% and then go up or down depending on the service. Also technically tips are mainly for those that make less than min wage…which is why they are legally allowed to make less than min wage. Don’t have a problem with people making it rain on a gas station attendant or whoever, its just lousy to expect to get a certain percentage regardless. Seems like those that have waited (waitered/waitressed?) give higher tips than those that haven’t….that’s pretty evident by the comments.
#2 is how I know you’re a hipster. Tieless is more professional than a skinny tie. Face it, you wear fake glasses, own too many clothes that look like they’re made of burlap and your ideal mode of transportation is a dirigible.
Jackie O was cheated on and her husband got his noggin blown off. Not sure about the latter, but the former could’ve been helped by looking a little more skank…especially given who her husband cheated on her with. So ladies, if you don’t want your husband shot dead, hike up that dress and unleash the cleav.
Kind of a pussy move to try and use some sort of inane logic argument in a pussified attempt to gain the upper hand or at least salvage some dignity from being called a pussy.
What a vaginaface you are.
I enjoyed the article…kind of hard to follow, probably would’ve been better in a conversation, but it was the repeated use of slang for ladyparts that put this article over the top.
“Jeff” is a real pussycat compared to “Greg”. That asshole will chop your balls off and sell em back to you without telling you about the $36 in taxes and fees.
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You can take experience at a fast food joint and bring it up in an interview to spin as a positive. What you can’t do is talk about having no experience. The longer you stay unemployed the less marketable you become. I do hope you nail this new career and it seems like it could complement your degree very well but remember that you’ll have to work your way up wherever you start and that its a lot easier to get a job when you have one already. I speak from experience. Best of luck!
Id rather live life on the edge with my carry piece…when you bungee jump you use a bungee cord. Don’t mind DC but wouldn’t want to live there. Also I was alluding to Abe’s thrown/throne…just a friendly heads up.
Stupid Yankees, amiryte?
Totally agree about the 5 year plan question…probably one of the most worthless interview Q’s out there. Nice article as well
Seemed like a lot of these are reasons against living in DC. Add in cost of living, hellish commute, ridiculous crime, and lack of personal free domes (no guns, ammunition, and where even a spent shell will get you arrested…) and you have a situation where any of the actual states look like a better option.
Back to the drawing board with this one, and while you’re at it, perhaps proofread…spellcheck won’t catch em all.
#12 because statistical analysis makes the honeys drip drip drip.
Why have tipping percentages increased while food prices have also increased? My old man did (and still probably does) a method that I admire…start at 12% and then go up or down depending on the service. Also technically tips are mainly for those that make less than min wage…which is why they are legally allowed to make less than min wage. Don’t have a problem with people making it rain on a gas station attendant or whoever, its just lousy to expect to get a certain percentage regardless. Seems like those that have waited (waitered/waitressed?) give higher tips than those that haven’t….that’s pretty evident by the comments.
The pic in #8 cured it somehow.
Good group!
#2 is how I know you’re a hipster. Tieless is more professional than a skinny tie. Face it, you wear fake glasses, own too many clothes that look like they’re made of burlap and your ideal mode of transportation is a dirigible.
Silly hipsters trying to infiltrate the normals.
The first story should’ve received an automatic DQ…this isn’t Fail Friday.
Is your email password “drowssap”?
Forget the errors, da fuq is wrong with button down’s face? He looks like he’s had more plastic surgery than the Joker.
Alchemy = Chemistry.
Spoken like a true liberal arts major.
It went over her head…probably because she’s not 6’3″.
…and on her period.
Wine colored eh? I like day drinking too…
Jackie O was cheated on and her husband got his noggin blown off. Not sure about the latter, but the former could’ve been helped by looking a little more skank…especially given who her husband cheated on her with. So ladies, if you don’t want your husband shot dead, hike up that dress and unleash the cleav.
Kind of a pussy move to try and use some sort of inane logic argument in a pussified attempt to gain the upper hand or at least salvage some dignity from being called a pussy.
What a vaginaface you are.
I enjoyed the article…kind of hard to follow, probably would’ve been better in a conversation, but it was the repeated use of slang for ladyparts that put this article over the top.
“Jeff” is a real pussycat compared to “Greg”. That asshole will chop your balls off and sell em back to you without telling you about the $36 in taxes and fees.