Getting rejected by the charming but hideous IT guy. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

The hardest I worked today was charting my coworkers BMs to figure out the ideal time to use the handicap stall for number two. PGP.

A litany of HR infractions resulting in you being eskimo sisters with your boss. PGP.

That heartbreaking feeling when the fire alarm isn’t a drill, but your building doesn’t burn to the ground. PGP.

If my headphones ever came out, I would be fired.

Constantly being on the verge of a meltdown. PGP.

Dying from thirst to avoid the chatty coworker at the water cooler. PGP.

Googling “how to make new friends after college.” PGP.

What in the actual fuck is Flappy Bird? PGP.