Not being able to stifle your laughter anytime your boss professionally uses the word “penetration.” PGP.

Simultaneously loathing and envying undergrads. PGP.

Emailing an apology to the coworker you mouth raped at the Christmas party. PGP.

“Want to donate to our Christmas family?” “No, we’re in the same tax bracket.” PGP.

The loser that hangs his diploma in a cubicle. PGP.

Having no work pulled up on either monitor. PGP.

Finding your face on the “Sunday Struggle” 3 months later. PGP.