Bring on the downvotes but cats are fucking awesome. They’re low maintenance, shit in a box that you clean once a week, and are fucking hilarious. Obviously dogs are great but enough with the stigma against cats. “Oh I think cats are stupid and evil because I’m a manly man and its not manly to like cats”. There are good cats and bad cats just like there are good dogs and bad dogs. Cats are IN
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I used to think that until I met Carrie. Just find yourself a babe that can support you financially and doesn’t care when you get fat
Will Ferell is the king of playing athletes that DGAF
The dog brunch sounds better than 99% of my own meals
They should probably rest their players against the Rockets anyway to get ready for the real playoff teams
Dogs shit on the ground, eat it and then lick your face
I had a 72 last week when I went bowling
Bring on the downvotes but cats are fucking awesome. They’re low maintenance, shit in a box that you clean once a week, and are fucking hilarious. Obviously dogs are great but enough with the stigma against cats. “Oh I think cats are stupid and evil because I’m a manly man and its not manly to like cats”. There are good cats and bad cats just like there are good dogs and bad dogs. Cats are IN
Yes yes we get that you’re a douche and don’t give a rats patootie what people think about you. No need to include it in every article
Kenny Powers?
Hi, I’m cardboard Kevin and I have DirecTV
And I’m whipped Kevin and I have Cable
She’s no McNulty
Who needs $65 shorts when I can got to Marshalls and get cargo shorts for 95% off
He’s gotta lay off the chowdah
I’m a sucker titties
I’m demanding my money back if I don’t get laid
That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for him.
Yeah man I feel you
Or you can just be a man and tell her you’re not interested
So you’re telling me it’s not cool to love the Power Rangers in your late 20s??
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