Thinking about treating myself to a compact sig once daddy’s commish check clears from a big case in the pipeline. Othet than that I’ll just keep my 1911 in the bug-out-bag in my wagon.
I’m taking my CCW class tomorrow morning then meeting with my old college roommate to decimate a sacrilegious amount of top shelf margahooties. Tonight is up in the air, most likely a lonely bottle of yellow tail and NBA2k17
Shoot straight, shooter. Just did the same thing with the busty optometry apprentice who sized me up for my referbished ray-ban ‘scrips. Secured a Monday coffee date, dropped a bizzycard to give her my digits and swag walked out.
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Thinking about treating myself to a compact sig once daddy’s commish check clears from a big case in the pipeline. Othet than that I’ll just keep my 1911 in the bug-out-bag in my wagon.
I’ll bring a trunk full of cantaloupes and a pallate of .308 rounds, y’all take care of the rest
I’m taking my CCW class tomorrow morning then meeting with my old college roommate to decimate a sacrilegious amount of top shelf margahooties. Tonight is up in the air, most likely a lonely bottle of yellow tail and NBA2k17
Shoot straight, shooter. Just did the same thing with the busty optometry apprentice who sized me up for my referbished ray-ban ‘scrips. Secured a Monday coffee date, dropped a bizzycard to give her my digits and swag walked out.
You mean happy hour?
Live by the shot, die by the shot. Leave a smiling, erect corpse.
Makes wearing** damn
I use the stall and get completely naked. Makrs eearing business professional attire every day a real pain in the ol’ keister
Clearly. Have fun driving jettas for the rest of your lives, you deal-less pansies.
I just threw up a Tiger-esque fist pump from the toilet
Fuck you man, I died in your jetwash
Just some tasteful finger-stuff in a porta-potty
Warming up with one-arm push-ups?
Someone’s been sprinkling dianabol on their morning nature valley bar
Caniac?
Front squats, then weed and chicken. Possibly wine.
Slider… you stink
Cmon guys, if you’re not consuming part of a dead animal for breakfast you’re fucking up in a major way
You need some kitten mittens for yourself
I will murder you where you stand, heretic
Gotta ease yourself into it, otherwise it’s a shock to the system