I’ll be updating client files, blowing stank, and trying to convince this spicy little tinder minx who’s been freely talking about her “special piercings” to come over
If I need uninterrupted productivity time, I push play on Eric Prydz at Space Miami and vibe out to 5 hours of the purest beats you’ve ever heard. No lyrics. No distractions.
My roommate is out of town so if im not taming strange, I’ll be smoking j’s on my couch naked and online shopping for concealed carry holsters and a new sig.
No idea where I’m watching the super bowl
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Nothing like giving the gats a nice bath, good call. Reminds me that I need to do that too.
I’ll be updating client files, blowing stank, and trying to convince this spicy little tinder minx who’s been freely talking about her “special piercings” to come over
*chicky-chicky parm-parm
Suuuuuuuup?
He’s just trying to help her kickstart an adult modeling career
Just fuck an R&B singer with a giant dick, film it, and put it on the internet. It works. Thanks, Rogan.
For $1000-$5000/ day she’d be a fool to say no
I mean if you’re into stinky douchebags who suck at beach volleyball and can’t control their jetwash, then yea he’s pretty cool
$10 says he’s adopted
trout-shouldered pansies, that’s who
I’m gonna cherish future shotguns a lot more now. This was heavy.
I think Dillion is a better way to spell your name. Young money dillionaire
If I need uninterrupted productivity time, I push play on Eric Prydz at Space Miami and vibe out to 5 hours of the purest beats you’ve ever heard. No lyrics. No distractions.
Is that not your idea of fun, mav?
I can’t wait to stick my head out of the window of one of those like a dog on the freeway
Weed and pho are now and always will be the best hangover cures, how is this still a debate
“Here’s to the Kobe year”. You’re welcome for that. Shoot your shot this year, shooter.
Once you make the move to lulu undies, you’ll question how you girded your loins in burlap peasantry for all those years
there are no pho places in Oxford, OH, give him a break. He must not have ever visited Columbus
My roommate is out of town so if im not taming strange, I’ll be smoking j’s on my couch naked and online shopping for concealed carry holsters and a new sig.
No idea where I’m watching the super bowl