Maybe i’m old fashioned but i miss the days when snapchat was called peekaboo and made its true nature clear. It is way too complicated now for me to figure out. Sigh.
Maybe I’m old, crazy, or just basic as f*ck (I do love eggs Benedict) but “casual relationships” suck balls, it’d be refreshing to date a girl who wanted to date (bang) one dude instead of her fan club of wanderlusty Instagram follower bros.
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“After changing and only seeing two naked geriatrics at the gym (a pretty low number)”
I feel you.
Accurate, glad Uber solved that last issue though.
Is it depressing that these are mundane or that my answer is 10x more mundane?
I want to hate her because of her $6M beef with spotify and the fact that she looks like a sociopath, but such a foxy sociopath.
Solid work. Ghosting sucks tinder girls do it all the time. “I’m not here to hook up.” Yes, yes you are.
Like the new picture and the new attitude. Killing it now JayTas.
Maybe i’m old fashioned but i miss the days when snapchat was called peekaboo and made its true nature clear. It is way too complicated now for me to figure out. Sigh.
Savings?? Student loans murdered my hope of that. Guess I’ll be on the street when my shitstorm hits, throw me a dollar eh?
Agreed a note is a hail mary.
I was coming down here to say exactly the same. That movie is gold.
Your jokes are just lame enough that it comes off serious. You haven’t written anything funny since #stopcrossfit.
Weddings just sound like your excuse for being hungover and broke. #suckstosuck. Stop your bitching because I love weddings.
Maybe I’m old, crazy, or just basic as f*ck (I do love eggs Benedict) but “casual relationships” suck balls, it’d be refreshing to date a girl who wanted to date (bang) one dude instead of her fan club of wanderlusty Instagram follower bros.
Referencing kale, Safeway, and the demise of Seattle, does this mean PGP finally employees someone in portland?
So good man, I enjoyed the 10 minute sh*t I took while reading this article far more than the sh*tty two hours spent watching the show.
F*cking the locals in Thailand is asking for an std.
Eddie Bauer is for dads shopping at the mall, Banana republic all day.
You are the new Brian. Foodies suck. You do not. Keep PGP afloat and maybe send JayTas to an island that doesn’t have an internet connection?
Resident troll that somehow gets to write articles. #reekifyjaytas
I never thought a dude who would’ve kicked my ass in high school would be someone to look up to financially. Fuck it, Gronk Smash!