3. Is deplorable and disrespectful to actual women who get sexually harassed. I know the idea is to be funny, but this is like a rape joke and never funny.
The bit below hit home and made me crack up. Mostly because all of my college friends are convinced I will have daughters purely from karma. Nicely written!
“God forbid, if I ever have daughters and one of them has a boyfriend who is dumb enough to propose on Christmas, I’ll take the log poker from the fireplace and beat that idiot right out of our lives.”
I also quit smoking, don’t black out (as much) anymore, don’t go to a club called “Dirty”, and now enjoy brunch and mimosas. And i no longer single handedly keep Red Bull in business. Nice column and the intro that self parodies PGP is a nice touch.
I thought you were on track to be the best female author when you told my friends to give me their prescription drugs (the true holiday gift guide), but alas you must let me down by telling me that i need to watch my weight when drinking. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I work out so that i can drown my sorrows without regret.
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I’ve told people I would out Sheen Charlie with his amount of money. Fantastic article, ya filthy animal.
Awesome. That is all.
Indiana University! Represent.
Never, is a good time for the mom haircut.
3. Is deplorable and disrespectful to actual women who get sexually harassed. I know the idea is to be funny, but this is like a rape joke and never funny.
It is at mine. Thanks west coast.
#10 – Is it bad that this is the first thing that’s made me consider an iPad?
I feel like a certain herb, was suspiciously left off of this list. Going straight edge McGannon?
Suck it, Go Cowboys! Next Year.
Solid article, much better than the lists. Kudos.
NHL 95 was better, but I guess doesn’t fit the whole 20 year thing.
Is it bad that throughout this entire thing I couldn’t shake the thought: “So this is why girls cock block?”
Don’t be that mother hen.
The bit below hit home and made me crack up. Mostly because all of my college friends are convinced I will have daughters purely from karma. Nicely written!
“God forbid, if I ever have daughters and one of them has a boyfriend who is dumb enough to propose on Christmas, I’ll take the log poker from the fireplace and beat that idiot right out of our lives.”
This after the $40k tv. You are on fire. You help me waste time at a level of enjoyment that is generally reserved for substance abuse. Excellent!
Priceless, this made my day better.
I also quit smoking, don’t black out (as much) anymore, don’t go to a club called “Dirty”, and now enjoy brunch and mimosas. And i no longer single handedly keep Red Bull in business. Nice column and the intro that self parodies PGP is a nice touch.
I thought you were on track to be the best female author when you told my friends to give me their prescription drugs (the true holiday gift guide), but alas you must let me down by telling me that i need to watch my weight when drinking. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I work out so that i can drown my sorrows without regret.
This is awful. Please put this on pinterest and not my favorite site.
^ This guy right here, smart guy.
Best column I’ve seen in awhile. Go you.