If your business trip is anything like the business trips I’ve been on, everyone will drinking as often as possible already. No one actually wants to work on a business trip.
I hope he starts hinting that Todd has started sleep walking. Just a hint here and there at first, then a full “TGDAG: First Day at Work” where Girl is exhausted because Todd kept her up all night putting pillows in the freezer. Eventually we get a Chronicles of Todd where he wakes up to find Girl missing. We then get taken on a full Night Of style adventure only to find out that Todd murdered Girl in his sleep and disposed of the body. M. Night Shymalamadingdong.
Print out this article and bring it to your next performance review. Then explain to your boss that the artist formerly known as 2NOTBrokeGirls said you should be making more.
The longest and most talked-about thread I’ve seen since downloading Next Door is about throwing dog poop away in other people’s trash cans. The sarcasm and passive aggression hit new highs that week.
We used to get this from our neighbors in college. So one night we disabled the light within the button and super-glued the tack piece of a thumb tack to the doorbell. The neighbors didn’t show up, but our UPS delivery man stopped ringing the doorbell after that.
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Next thing you know you’ll be taking a job in a new city, then spiraling out of control and getting let go after a week on the job.
If your business trip is anything like the business trips I’ve been on, everyone will drinking as often as possible already. No one actually wants to work on a business trip.
Still waiting on my W-2 and 1099, but if the past two years are any indication I’ll owe federal and state. Woo…
Perk of having a droid is you can make messages show up as any color under the sun. And have the same Apple emojis that everyone adores.
I hope he starts hinting that Todd has started sleep walking. Just a hint here and there at first, then a full “TGDAG: First Day at Work” where Girl is exhausted because Todd kept her up all night putting pillows in the freezer. Eventually we get a Chronicles of Todd where he wakes up to find Girl missing. We then get taken on a full Night Of style adventure only to find out that Todd murdered Girl in his sleep and disposed of the body. M. Night Shymalamadingdong.
I talked the fiance into taking a bottle of champagne to our engagement photo session. Made it much more enjoyable.
Last year I returned everything that my dad got me for Christmas. He took the news relatively well.
Where do you work that your office has a kid’s urinal?
Not using headphones. PGPM.
DAMNIT
Print out this article and bring it to your next performance review. Then explain to your boss that the artist formerly known as 2NOTBrokeGirls said you should be making more.
The longest and most talked-about thread I’ve seen since downloading Next Door is about throwing dog poop away in other people’s trash cans. The sarcasm and passive aggression hit new highs that week.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott.
Thank you, RC, for turning two mildly funny memes into full blown articles. Your contributions to this site are seriously underappreciated.
“Write this down – A good salesman goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat, and brings the tartar sauce with him.”
The new guy at our office got so drunk he slept at my boss’s house after the party. PGPM.
You can’t bench press your way out of this one.
There is no middle ground.
We used to get this from our neighbors in college. So one night we disabled the light within the button and super-glued the tack piece of a thumb tack to the doorbell. The neighbors didn’t show up, but our UPS delivery man stopped ringing the doorbell after that.