Karl was born, raised, went to college and lives in the South. He graduated not as recently as he'd like. His real name is not Karl. If you know what the name "Karl Hungus" is referring to (without using Google), then Karl would be happy to buy you a drink. Karl enjoys Tito's vodka, Jack Daniels, and the vast majority of beers, along with a shameless habit for smokeless tobacco. Karl is a fan of golf and the up-tempo offense.
Did someone from the South bang your girlfriend or something? Did some pretty girl shoot you down? Did someone do something mean to you? I applaud 5’Oclock’s patience to argue with you intelligently. You’re clearly butthurt about something. Your argument, “you guys are fat, poor, and dumb, so there!” is pretty lazy. Our food is the shit, so some people get fat… cost of living etc…. it is fucked up that any child anywhere in this country doesn’t learn to read or write correctly, no educated person is going to argue that. Don’t be so lazy, Tad. Build your argument for yourself, not against someone else. You’ll look better. Or just chill out and come down for a visit, you’ll have a good time.
I agree with your point, but if someone can write “Why (insert city I live in here) is the best city ever to live in” then this is along the same lines. I think the authors should switch the titles to “Why (insert city) is an awesome place to visit”. I’m not going to move to a different city because it is “the best city ever” but I might visit.
I understand the old folks sitting on their hands. It has been better in Oxford lately, but we have our fair share of that. I don’t know why it is difficult for people to grasp the idea that being loud after the snap helps very little, before the snap helps much more. As far as UGA’s stadium, it is pretty awesome as it is. I’ve been to a game in Austin, TX (yeah the one where Ole Miss beat their ass) and that place, while big, had nothing on UGA or UTK. Just looked like a big block of concrete.
Insecurity wasn’t the right word, it was just more fun. The point was comparing unique and awesome atmospheres is endless… in reality you must hold the Grove is high esteem if that Ole Miss alum’s opinion was worth mentioning. As for this Ole Miss alum, I count the game I saw in Athens on my college football bucket list. Not as loud as I expected, but beautiful campus and stadium. For the most part UGA folks were good hosts. I’d be happy to lend you some bourbon in the Grove… well, before the game anyway.
Oxford, MS. Hotty Toddy all the way. But no hate for Athens, GA. Always found a mutual respect for each other’s town/school culture when talking to my UGA friends. It showed a little insecurity when you had to specifically mention the Grove… no one is arguing the amount or quality of bars in Athens, or that tailgating is fun. Just quit while you’re ahead. There is no other place like the Grove, that is not a comparison to others, just a statement that the Grove is unique. Also, as good as your baseball atmosphere may be, Ole Miss has one of the best college baseball student sections in the country. Everyone knows the Grove, baseball is the hidden jewel of student life at Ole Miss.
I’m pretty sure someone has written something similar on this site, but I’ll be damned if I’m not glad someone brought it back up. Too many posts have between a slight twinge whining to full on shameless pity party. College was awesome. It is now over. Get a grip and enjoy the freedom. Bills and responsibility are not going anywhere, so if you can’t relish in the upside of postgrad life then you might as well find a hole and bury yourself in it.
#17 – Sausage Biscuit : I get that it is boring, and certainly it needs a slice of cheese to really get the taste buds tingling, but this ranking is too low in comparison to others. I make no claim that it should crack the top ten or even fifteen (although it is my favorite) but certainly it deserves to be ranked better than the sausage burrito…
Certainly not promoting this as a “healthy alternative” but if you can’t wait til after five just learn to use tobacco of the smokeless variety without being obvious. DO NOT be the guy that obviously dips in front of any and every person in the office. To-go coffee cups with lids are made for this. Now, if you have to interact with customers/clients or your boss all day face to face, just chew nicorette
I don’t know what is wrong with people who give in to just not celebrating their birthdays the way they used to. It isn’t rocket science. Last year I had a keg, margaritas, and about 30 people at my house from afternoon til midnight. It felt like a small scale throw back fraternity day party. If you prefer to tone it down post college, I won’t hate on that, it is your birthday, but if you want to party there is nothing stopping you but you.
Hey! An internet article calling other internet articles that tell you how to live your life rubbish, that is ironically also telling you how to live your life!
Kidding aside, I get it. I pretty much make it up as I go and things have worked out so far. If you listen to buzzfeed on where your life is going, it isn’t going to go very far…
I guess this logic works if you’re objective is to pick up men with jobs that go to church and deter the bar flies, which I don’t disapprove of… but I stand strong in my belief that there is an appropriate amount of cleavage for every situation. 10 out of 10 males agree, be it professionals, choir boys, or bar flies
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Did someone from the South bang your girlfriend or something? Did some pretty girl shoot you down? Did someone do something mean to you? I applaud 5’Oclock’s patience to argue with you intelligently. You’re clearly butthurt about something. Your argument, “you guys are fat, poor, and dumb, so there!” is pretty lazy. Our food is the shit, so some people get fat… cost of living etc…. it is fucked up that any child anywhere in this country doesn’t learn to read or write correctly, no educated person is going to argue that. Don’t be so lazy, Tad. Build your argument for yourself, not against someone else. You’ll look better. Or just chill out and come down for a visit, you’ll have a good time.
I agree with your point, but if someone can write “Why (insert city I live in here) is the best city ever to live in” then this is along the same lines. I think the authors should switch the titles to “Why (insert city) is an awesome place to visit”. I’m not going to move to a different city because it is “the best city ever” but I might visit.
I understand the old folks sitting on their hands. It has been better in Oxford lately, but we have our fair share of that. I don’t know why it is difficult for people to grasp the idea that being loud after the snap helps very little, before the snap helps much more. As far as UGA’s stadium, it is pretty awesome as it is. I’ve been to a game in Austin, TX (yeah the one where Ole Miss beat their ass) and that place, while big, had nothing on UGA or UTK. Just looked like a big block of concrete.
Insecurity wasn’t the right word, it was just more fun. The point was comparing unique and awesome atmospheres is endless… in reality you must hold the Grove is high esteem if that Ole Miss alum’s opinion was worth mentioning. As for this Ole Miss alum, I count the game I saw in Athens on my college football bucket list. Not as loud as I expected, but beautiful campus and stadium. For the most part UGA folks were good hosts. I’d be happy to lend you some bourbon in the Grove… well, before the game anyway.
eesh..
Oxford, MS. Hotty Toddy all the way. But no hate for Athens, GA. Always found a mutual respect for each other’s town/school culture when talking to my UGA friends. It showed a little insecurity when you had to specifically mention the Grove… no one is arguing the amount or quality of bars in Athens, or that tailgating is fun. Just quit while you’re ahead. There is no other place like the Grove, that is not a comparison to others, just a statement that the Grove is unique. Also, as good as your baseball atmosphere may be, Ole Miss has one of the best college baseball student sections in the country. Everyone knows the Grove, baseball is the hidden jewel of student life at Ole Miss.
Also, I’m not as big of an asshole as I sound like. Some people just need to a little more “glass half full”
I’m pretty sure someone has written something similar on this site, but I’ll be damned if I’m not glad someone brought it back up. Too many posts have between a slight twinge whining to full on shameless pity party. College was awesome. It is now over. Get a grip and enjoy the freedom. Bills and responsibility are not going anywhere, so if you can’t relish in the upside of postgrad life then you might as well find a hole and bury yourself in it.
Post Grad Drunk is probably right. If it isn’t a holiday for the NYSE then a lot of postgrads are screwed.
#17 – Sausage Biscuit : I get that it is boring, and certainly it needs a slice of cheese to really get the taste buds tingling, but this ranking is too low in comparison to others. I make no claim that it should crack the top ten or even fifteen (although it is my favorite) but certainly it deserves to be ranked better than the sausage burrito…
This is not entertaining. Just public whining. I clicked the link because of the Duffnering picture, and this was greatly disappointing.
agreed
Have a drink on Sunday night. You’ll sleep and you are going to have a shitty Monday regardless. Problem solved
This should be an obvious strategy. It baffles me that this situation happens to people. Just wait it out.
That didn’t go wrong at all.
Certainly not promoting this as a “healthy alternative” but if you can’t wait til after five just learn to use tobacco of the smokeless variety without being obvious. DO NOT be the guy that obviously dips in front of any and every person in the office. To-go coffee cups with lids are made for this. Now, if you have to interact with customers/clients or your boss all day face to face, just chew nicorette
I don’t know what is wrong with people who give in to just not celebrating their birthdays the way they used to. It isn’t rocket science. Last year I had a keg, margaritas, and about 30 people at my house from afternoon til midnight. It felt like a small scale throw back fraternity day party. If you prefer to tone it down post college, I won’t hate on that, it is your birthday, but if you want to party there is nothing stopping you but you.
Hey! An internet article calling other internet articles that tell you how to live your life rubbish, that is ironically also telling you how to live your life!
Kidding aside, I get it. I pretty much make it up as I go and things have worked out so far. If you listen to buzzfeed on where your life is going, it isn’t going to go very far…
^ This. Except the real thing, not the pouches. And don’t pick “berry” or “apple blend”
I guess this logic works if you’re objective is to pick up men with jobs that go to church and deter the bar flies, which I don’t disapprove of… but I stand strong in my belief that there is an appropriate amount of cleavage for every situation. 10 out of 10 males agree, be it professionals, choir boys, or bar flies