Not even having wi-fi in the office. PGP.

“We’ll just have our weekly meeting during lunch this week.” PGP.

Weeks and weeks of online training and examinations. Finally able to start selling and make commission. First call? Straight to voicemail. PGP.

I lost the radio war in the office. Now, I hear “All About That Bass” at least five times a day. PGP.

Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.