During my first office job we had to actually take our own desk trash bags out back every week. We also had to clean and Lysol our desks, but that’s more understandable.
Kinda thought this was a BS job until I worked in insurance and heard some stories. Wedding photographers literally buy “photographers insurance” with one of the main reasons being that the client can sue for negligence if they miss/fuck up on key parts of the wedding. Give me a fucking break, Bridezillas.
Don’t put your kid in hockey then. Also hope he doesn’t become good at football, because then you’re forking out tens of thousands for football camps to get him noticed by colleges.
I had a chicken breakfast sandwich in SE Asia last year and it was great. I’m pretty excited to try it in a developed country.
Although I’m still never going to wake up earlier on a workday to grab breakfast. 15 minutes of sleep is way more valuable to me than breakfast.
I’m not going to either (A) ask my boss to buy a brand new standing desk for me while I’m a step above intern, or (B) ever use a standing desk even if I did get one. I already get shit for being a “millennial,” so a goofy fucking standing desk won’t help.
Can we talk about that “triple deke” though? Not sure why Disney decided to teach an entire generation that basic stickhandling should be classified as deking.
If you don’t think California has this much great food, then you’ve never talked to a Californian and witness a rant about how much great food California has.
Just go through the exit, grab yourself a hot dog and/or one of those frozen yogurt ice cream things, then go back out the exit. I don’t see how people get lost in there for hours?
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During my first office job we had to actually take our own desk trash bags out back every week. We also had to clean and Lysol our desks, but that’s more understandable.
Time to start identifying as a black woman.
Kinda thought this was a BS job until I worked in insurance and heard some stories. Wedding photographers literally buy “photographers insurance” with one of the main reasons being that the client can sue for negligence if they miss/fuck up on key parts of the wedding. Give me a fucking break, Bridezillas.
Don’t put your kid in hockey then. Also hope he doesn’t become good at football, because then you’re forking out tens of thousands for football camps to get him noticed by colleges.
You can wear t-shirts on casual Friday? My office casual Friday is not having to wear a tie. PGP.
“What exactly would you say you do here?
I had a chicken breakfast sandwich in SE Asia last year and it was great. I’m pretty excited to try it in a developed country.
Although I’m still never going to wake up earlier on a workday to grab breakfast. 15 minutes of sleep is way more valuable to me than breakfast.
I’m not going to either (A) ask my boss to buy a brand new standing desk for me while I’m a step above intern, or (B) ever use a standing desk even if I did get one. I already get shit for being a “millennial,” so a goofy fucking standing desk won’t help.
I lost my motivation during the summer of freshman year I think.
Lanny McDonald would like a word with you.
Can we talk about that “triple deke” though? Not sure why Disney decided to teach an entire generation that basic stickhandling should be classified as deking.
If you want to “experience what it was like to come from a bar just drenched head to toe in cigarette smoke,” then hit up a local strip club.
If you don’t think California has this much great food, then you’ve never talked to a Californian and witness a rant about how much great food California has.
Just go through the exit, grab yourself a hot dog and/or one of those frozen yogurt ice cream things, then go back out the exit. I don’t see how people get lost in there for hours?
My mom also works at the office across the street from me. So not only do I live with my mom in my mid-20s, I also carpool with my mom. PGP.
You know what to do. FHRITP.
Work – Home – TV – One Drink – Sleep
Sorry, spring training. Cactus league and grapefruit league.
Almost $0.10/hour raise. Nice!
One month of just NBA and NHL, then at least we get MLB spring league back and March Madness.