Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

No motivation to even make it look like I’m working today. PGP.

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.