Comparing lunches with everyone else. PGP.

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.