My boss indirectly told me he only keeps me around because I’m pretty. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.