I simply couldn’t finish this reading this because you attributed the quote to the character from Wedding Crashers’ first name and the actor’s last name.
My two buddies in college got 50 hours of community service for trying to get a cab driver to buy them booze freshmen. Gotta respect the hustle, although this kid sounds like a douche, Chief.
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I’d never get laid again
Being a large man with baby fever. PGP or PGPM? You decide.
She got a little too big for her britches with the Cuervo. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. Respect, Johnny.
I didn’t even bother
I simply couldn’t finish this reading this because you attributed the quote to the character from Wedding Crashers’ first name and the actor’s last name.
THREE TIMES A LADY
This is terrifying
Where the hell’s The Chase?
I have a tough time respecting someone who types with two fingers
Anyone think she’s just a slut so who cares and at least you got a lay?
Her boyfriend sounds like a dick
The grind never stops, Johnny. The grind never stops.
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
Intern Denis? That you?
Freshmen year*
My two buddies in college got 50 hours of community service for trying to get a cab driver to buy them booze freshmen. Gotta respect the hustle, although this kid sounds like a douche, Chief.
I don’t know why I care about your chase, JohnnyD, but god damn it… I do