Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.