Johnny D

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Member Since 01/28/2015

Yuppies In New York Are Freaking Out About Rampant Cocaine Busts

Worker Gets Paid £40,000 Pounds Too Much; Promptly Spends It On Booze And Drugs

The First American Born In The 2000s To Qualify For The Olympics Is A Ping-Pong Player

Is The Grocery Store An Appropriate Place To Hit On Women?

The Only Thing I Can Do With My Parents Anymore

You Shouldn’t Be Ordering Elaborate Cocktails At The Bar

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This Takedown Of Millennials Makes Me Want To Be Lazier Than I Already Am

My Instagram Stinks Because I Hate Asking People To Take My Picture

‘Sociopath’ Is The New ‘Literally’