Different situations call for different etiquette you inconsiderate douche. The transaction fees on credit cards far out weigh the profit earned on the drink at low prices.
Bring cash to the bar and if you’re having more than 1 drink open a tab with your card.
Also if the minimum is 20$ dollars because assholes like you keep ordering 4 dollar drinks with their cards don’t ask “really?” or “seriously” I’m busy and this isn’t a new fucking thing my bar invented.
and for the love of God don’t tell me having a minimum charge to use a credit card is illegal. I don’t even know if it is or isn’t but saying that makes you a dick.
Nice. An article about why its great to be an irresponsible drunk slut. I’m sure you’re dad and future husband will love to read this.
Just as I’m sure you’re mom being married 4 times lead to you being a completely normal and well-adjusted adult.
#1. I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize I was going that fast. I know it probably doesn’t matter in this situation, but my dad is also a police officer and said that I should politely present this PBA card. Haha yeah, I couldn’t get away with anything as a kid. Thanks again officer, I’ll be sure to drive more carefully.
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Different situations call for different etiquette you inconsiderate douche. The transaction fees on credit cards far out weigh the profit earned on the drink at low prices.
Bring cash to the bar and if you’re having more than 1 drink open a tab with your card.
Also if the minimum is 20$ dollars because assholes like you keep ordering 4 dollar drinks with their cards don’t ask “really?” or “seriously” I’m busy and this isn’t a new fucking thing my bar invented.
and for the love of God don’t tell me having a minimum charge to use a credit card is illegal. I don’t even know if it is or isn’t but saying that makes you a dick.
Nice. An article about why its great to be an irresponsible drunk slut. I’m sure you’re dad and future husband will love to read this.
Just as I’m sure you’re mom being married 4 times lead to you being a completely normal and well-adjusted adult.
jews
5. Be hotter.
Go cocks.
Gay
1 is plenty.
Said no man ever
If she doesn’t love you enough that just proposing isn’t exciting for her you’re doing it wrong.
27 minutes too long.
Something about this guy makes me want to punch his face.
Im sorry…. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.
#1. I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize I was going that fast. I know it probably doesn’t matter in this situation, but my dad is also a police officer and said that I should politely present this PBA card. Haha yeah, I couldn’t get away with anything as a kid. Thanks again officer, I’ll be sure to drive more carefully.
According to #3, most of the women I sleep with want to marry me….. Sounds about right.
No. You live in an apartment.
A good pre-workout, preferably one containing DMAA, will help a lot with 3, 5, and 7.
You’re never gonna lose your bitch tits at this rate.
The rules are:
1) Is she legal? (For men)
2) Is he my age or older? (For women)
Cry me a river, ya queer.
The old ripped dudes and professional bodybuilders are both definitely juicing. And the Jersey Shore guys and skip legs day guy probably are too.