My Tinder matches give me pep talks.

Snapchat Live is just a reminder I will never be successful, rich, famous or attractive.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I keep staring at an invisible camera like I’m Jim Halpert, and the whole office thinks I have schizophrenia. PGP.

Googled “how to do formulas in Excel” at work to do my assignment. PGP.