Just as Young Jeezy would say, I need a vacation. PGP.

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

Buying life insurance is now on my radar. PGP.

Hiding my credit card from myself for a month or two. PGP.

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 10 million dollars richer and I’m struggling to save over 500 bucks a month. PGP.

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.

Dreamt I overdrafted my checking account buying Chipotle. PGP.

I’m excited about the superfruit infused green tea I bought. PGP.

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.