“Don’t call what you’re wearing an outfit, don’t ever say your car is broke
Don’t worry about losing your accent, a southern man tells better jokes” – Isbell
Thanks for the shit economy, boomers. You’re the dead weight at the top that can’t afford to retire thus keeping the talent from thriving. And the generation above y’all hated your hippie asses.
A good bar has…
– few TVs
– very few people looking at their phones
– a half-drunk barkeep with lots of stories
– a jukebox (no touchtunes) with Waylon, Cash, Talking Heads, The Band, and the like
– shuffleboard
– Macro beers
– a cigarette vending machine
– no windows
– loose morals
– Bonus: the tabletop Ms. Pac-Man.
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The Instagram capturing of this upcoming trip will be a fucking nightmare. RIP in peace Todd.
To the golfing lawyer – have a good attitude, know the basic etiquette, and play fast. Anyone will be happy to play with you.
Apropos of nothing really – just want to say that I really enjoy this column in the middle of my week.
A smart hedge by Todd would be to short NASDAQ: LULU.
Also, be kind to the good Brittanys of the world. Retail is a fucking bitch.
“Don’t call what you’re wearing an outfit, don’t ever say your car is broke
Don’t worry about losing your accent, a southern man tells better jokes” – Isbell
who the hell is trey kennedy
Is CFO Jay from the future?
“Analytics” and “Commerce” in your Day Ones. #PGP
How the hell is this poor girl supposed to Instagram lunch at Nordie Bistro?
You can be a terrible golfer, but if you have a good attitude, mind the basic etiquette, and play fast, people will enjoy playing with you.
Cheating is fucking pathetic. Own your failures.
“We’ll play nine”
From the front tees?
Thanks for the shit economy, boomers. You’re the dead weight at the top that can’t afford to retire thus keeping the talent from thriving. And the generation above y’all hated your hippie asses.
And stop bringing your fucking dogs on airplanes.
I look forward to your letter to Groomsmen in Chuck Taylors guy
Hi Hart.
You won’t find anyone more smug, self-satisfied, or precious than the fart sniffers marketing craft beer.
A good bar has…
– few TVs
– very few people looking at their phones
– a half-drunk barkeep with lots of stories
– a jukebox (no touchtunes) with Waylon, Cash, Talking Heads, The Band, and the like
– shuffleboard
– Macro beers
– a cigarette vending machine
– no windows
– loose morals
– Bonus: the tabletop Ms. Pac-Man.
Whatever I wore in that first job, I sure as shit didn’t call it an “outfit”.